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Josephine Dunford

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i got a lot of cats and i love them so i cuddle them all the time. i like chocolate, hanging aroung with my friends and SCOOBIES!

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June 25

Moo

this is all going to be about cow
cow go moo
they eat grass
 
 
 
THIS IS SO BORING
 
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April 12

talking about ♥

talking about ♥

 

You Used To Be My [Rainbow ] On a Rainy Day

But Now You’re Gone [&] My Life Is Just Grey
from http://takeme4me.spaces.live.com/

April 08

it's easter

happy easter everyone! hope that you are having a good day... try not to drown yourselves in chocolate too much!!!
 
take a look at what i learnt from the easter bunny!
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.

Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

There's no such thing as too much candy.

All work and no play can make you a basket case.

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

Some body parts should be floppy.

Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans.

The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

April 01

2 early 2 B up & @ 'em

why hello guys...YAWN... oh i think i had to much of a good time last night... Didn't get enough sleep... It's to early for me to be up and at 'em!!! I think that i'll have an early nighter tonight...YAWN... Or maybe I'll just go back to bed now! Oh yeah, it's april...ah well at least i'm on holidays which means that i'll have more time to catch up on sleep..yawn..

March 30

Finally...

Finally, yes FINALLY THE HOLIDAYS HAVE COME...This Term Of School Has Been Weird With Electives And Not Having Lauren In My Class And It Seems To Have Gone For A Very Short Amount Of Time....

I AM GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME TO REFLECT ON THE TERM...

1*IT WAS A BIT OF A SHOCK WHEN I FIRST GOT TO SCHOOL THAT WEDNESDAY CAUSE LAUREN WASN'T IN MY CLASS AND I HAD TO GET USED TO HAVING ELECTIVES
2*HAD TO DEAL WITH THE DEATH OF ONE OF MY KITTY CATS, TIGGER
3*GOT BITTEN BY ONE OF MY NEW KITTENS, RICHIE RICH, WHICH HURT LIKE HELL!
4*NEARLY PUNCHED OUT A FEW TEACHERS WHO PEEVED ME OFF
5*MADE LOTS OF YUMMY FOOD IN FOOD TECHNOLOGY, DESPITE HAVING A TEACHER WHO'S NOT VERY NICE, BUT AT LEAST IT WAS'NT MS DESAILY!

Had p 'n' t interveiws (parent and teacher interveiws), which were embarrasing cause Mr Dang had to talk to my mum who is always an embarassment! LOL...When we got in there we (mum, col and i) saw Lauren and her mum in the OLS, so we chatted for a while then I went to my interveiw... Col wasn't in school uniform so she couldn't go see her teacher but i don't think that she really gave a f### about seeing her teacher!!!! So anyways, I am enjoying my time off today.... Woo I missed out on p.e! Going to dad's on tuesday or thursday so i'll be spending most of the holidays with him, and col

Um yeah what else shall I say now? Hmmm... well i think that this has been more than enough from me today so i'll speak to you all soon! Hopefully...

March 24

5 months, 5 days

Hi guys... I'm still totally bored so i'm just gonna share with you some information about me...tomorrow i'm goin to weerama with lozza and col... my blog heading is called 5 months, 5 days cause that's how long it's been since my fourteenth birthday!
March 19

wat 2 do wen ur bored

wat 2 do wen ur bored... and i don't mean like that, what i meant is that when you're majorly bored, why not blog... seems easy enough huh?  

yeah well col and i went into the city today cause our kitty was sick... i called lozza up and told her that i was going 2 go 2 youth but i was going to be late. she didn't wanna go so that made me a bit sad...anyways while i was talking 2 her, col snatched the phone from me and started telling her about what we named the kitty...RICHIE RICH, and she just laughed...also found out that some chick lost her virginity last night... i was like "WHAT THE HELL?" 

anyways i'm totaly bored at the moment so i thought i'd blog. no-one's on msn so i've got no-one to talk to about stuff so yeah i'm kinda bored!!! 

josie

March 14

My Immortal-Evanescence

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus:]
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have, all of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus]

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

[Chorus
March 11

Hmmm- From col's space

From my sisters space: http://bitchcoldog31.spaces.live.com/

  • Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
  • Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
  • On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people will  try to stuff in that slot?
  • Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
  • Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
  • How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
  • Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
  • When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
    Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
  • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
  • Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
  • In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
  • How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
  • If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
  • The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four North Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
  • Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
  • If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation?
  • Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
  • Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
  • So what's the speed of dark?
  • Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
  • If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
  • I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
  • Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  • Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
  • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
  • Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  • Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called built?
  • Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
  • Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
  • If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
  • If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
  • Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
  • When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
  • Do fish get cramps after eating?
  • Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
  • Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
  • Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
  • If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
  • Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
  • Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
  • Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
  • Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
  • Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
  • Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
  • Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
  • Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
  • War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
  • How did they get the 'keep off the grass' sign on the grass?
  • If i swim in melted dry ice, does that mean i won't get wet?
  • How come all the fish in 'finding nemo' have american accents even though they live in australian waters?
March 07

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